good news: the Illustrator bailout has just been approved by congress. Cheers to all! ... Now go out and buy stuff.
Mark FisherDecember 24, 2008
Show me the money!
J.D. KingDecember 24, 2008
I used my bailout to buy a buncha factories and move 'em to China, tossing millions more Americans out of work -- days before Christmas!
Howe'er, have no fear! I've given myself, and my CEOs, billion dollar bonuses!
Zina SaundersDecember 24, 2008
For some reason I'm still behind bars.
Lovely, cheery image.