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SLOW PLEASE
posted: December 28, 2007
The U.S. Department of Transportation contacted me a while back and asked if I would be willing to participate in a new campaign they were undertaking. It is a multi-tiered multi-lateral campaign to reduce excessive driving speeds on our nations highways - something to which we all can relate. The main effort is to get crazy maniac drivers to slow the hell down through a series of well placed, thoughtful, slow the hell down signs. Art Director Marina Enahosa was a pleasure to work with - emailing words of encouragement daily - and even sending flowers and chocolates when the burden of coming up with another brilliant idea seemed, well, miles away. The designer, Feliciera - who like Cher and Madonna, goes by only one name - was a real pain in the ass. We chased concepts through 16 rounds of roughs and came full circle back to my original ideas. (Please don't send her a link to this.)
Here is the first in the series of new road signs - some of which you may have already spotted. Please feel free to post photos you may have taken while on the road....
Barack Obama - big supporter of slow the hell down....
Another Drawger spotted near Mast Blvd....
7 comments
Rob Dunlavey December 28, 2007
I was going to fast to read that new sign at Mast Blvd. Great commission John.
Mark Fisher December 29, 2007
Good try John but it will never work in Massachusetts.
randy enos December 29, 2007
Very effective imagery John...it slowed me the hell down....and I'm not even in my car. What a great job...congratulations!
Zina Saunders December 30, 2007
Funny as hell!
Adam McCauley December 30, 2007
John, can you make them spread this campaign to San Francisco? Maybe Obama can talk to Nancy or Barbara or Dianne? This image sums it up pretty darn succinctly.
barry blitt December 31, 2007
Dave [or whatever your name is] - Nice picture. but Slow the Hell Down seems a little tame - couldn't you have tried Slow the ^&%$* Down? [or even Slow the &&^^^#@ Down might have beefed the thing up a tad]
John Dykes December 31, 2007
Dear Public, Thank-you for your thoughtful commentaries. Management has been notified. Oh - Randy - This must be a sign of a truly effective campaign if it gets you to slow you the hell down even if you are not in your auto-mobile. Barry you prognostigator of proportions mythical... A true sage you.... Not TWO minutes prior to your posting, Feliciera - who like Cher and Madonna, goes by only one name - was a real pain in the ass, called and notified me of campaign Part II. We start henceforth on: "Slow The Hell Down, You G.D. &&^^^#@ hole, Or I'll Drive My SUV Down Your HUM -vee - spare the WD, or the SAE... of ANY viscosity..." I'm delighted to be a part of this. Best, j.
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