SAFE TO TRAVEL
posted: October 17, 2007
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J.D. King October 17, 2007
I will gladly accept a ticket if gratis.
John Dykes October 17, 2007
J.D.,
I took the liberty of Fedexing 20 (twenty) round-trip tickets for you and 19 (nineteen) of your closest friends. Bring plenty of burlap to bring back your FREE ($0.00)mulch.
Christoph Hitz October 17, 2007
John,
I would require more information about the existence of the head shrinking beach spider before making elaborate travel plans.
John Dykes October 17, 2007
What spider, Christoph?
Christoph Hitz October 17, 2007
Do tell, it's eight legged mulch?
Dale Stephanos October 17, 2007
To everyone else: My seaside cottage in Breefiztan is available.
To Mr. Dykes: If I ever catch you sneaking around there again...
Well, let's just hope it doesn't come to that.
Oh, and you owe me 1/4 pound of chocolate and a new monkey lamp.
Adam McCauley October 18, 2007
Sorry, Breefiztan, but I've already booked our second honeymoon in Grimmibia.
Lovely piece John!!!
Zina Saunders October 18, 2007
How I wish I could go! But, thanks to your beautiful poster, John, I almost feel I'm there.
Rob Dunlavey October 18, 2007
It's about time!
Any chance Boxeristan will allow foreign travel anytime soon. You haven't been "down under" until you've been to Breefiztan and Boxeristan!
Mark Fisher October 18, 2007
John, I guess you have not heard but they are part of the Axis of Evil. We will be bombing them tomorrow.
J.D. King October 18, 2007
Y'know what, Dykes? You first. Send us a postcard.
Scott Bakal October 18, 2007
Hey John: I really love this piece! I need a vacation...
Hal Mayforth October 18, 2007
I for one will not be going to Breefiztan, even though I have a soft spot for mulch soup. Too many unsaturated colors in the promotional poster. I only go to places whose promos contain bright, lively colors. Didn't they focus group this poster? Colors aside, that is a cool jet, however.
Leo Espinosa October 18, 2007
The place is as lovely as the poster from the travel agency, honey. Tomorrow we'll hike to Molvania...
http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/
John Dykes October 18, 2007
RESTRICTED TRAVEL BACK IN EFFECT.stop
NOT A GOOD SITUATION.stop
NO REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED WITH OR WITHOUT A RECEIPT.stop
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Leo - the Molvania site so very interesting. HA!
Rob -Boxeristan is under a state of lSKdingksnnmmn. Pass it on.
Adam - Grimmibia broke in two, I hate to report.
