Pay A Visit...
posted: May 1, 2007
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Rob Dunlavey May 1, 2007
I hear the fishing is good in Nisbizut... Nice poster!
J.D. King May 2, 2007
I just returned from visiting miserable Nisbizut. I had a miserable time -- sub-zero temps, snow, sleet, ice, hordes of man-eating animals and savages. No electricity. No indoor plumbing. In fact, no plumbing.
It was miserable. I was miserable.
I highly recommend it to all.
Zina Saunders May 2, 2007
Great poster! I love the sunrise/sunset against the lowering sky and the scary mountains stabbing up.
Even though I have a sense of foreboding about this, I find myself intrigued...I will book my trip with the Nisbizut Travel Association today.
Hal Mayforth May 2, 2007
I DO deserve it, dammit. I'm booking my trip today.
J.D. King May 2, 2007
Zina and Hal: Best to book a trip to Swanky Frank's. You can say hi to Dykes there. If he'll come out of the men's room. He spends too much time in the men's room...
Anonymous May 2, 2007
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the Nisbizut that you didn't do than by the Nisbizut you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Nisbizut.
- Mark Twain
Lao May 2, 2007
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step, on or near the grand hills of Nisbizit." -- Lao Tzu
Zina Saunders May 2, 2007
Just booked it! Please send out the coast guard if you don't hear back from me in two weeks.
Dale Stephanos May 2, 2007
I sent my kids to summer camp in Nisbizut. One got frostbite and the other came home with a drinking problem.
My highest recommendation.
Christoph Hitz May 2, 2007
I DON'T deserve it, dammit. I'm booking my trip anyway.
J.D. King May 2, 2007
Methinks Mark Twain also said something to the effect of, "Virtue will never be as highly esteemed as money." And nowhere in the entire history and geography of the world is this truer than in Nisbizut.
Which reminds me of the time Groucho said to Dick Cavett, "Dick, I gotta say, I really preferred Jack Paar's stint on the The Tonight Show to your program. No offense."
The audience was stunned, but Dick shot right back, "Harpo was funnier than you. And Chico was handsomer than you. In fact, Totie Fields is wittier than you."
Then the audience was REALLY stunned!
Zina Saunders May 2, 2007
It's also plain to see the concern for the citizenry they have in Nisbizut, made evident by the safety-aware single yellow line on the road going around that curve.
I'm gonna like it there!
I hope.
Larry Ross May 2, 2007
I've heard there's No Bizness Like Nisbizutness!
John Dykes May 2, 2007
Rob -fishing is ILLEGAL in Nisbizut. Period.
J.D. - You went off-season, you silly goose. (and that men's room has been converted into a studio. HELLO????)
Zina - Bernice needs your credit card info STAT.
Hal - Don't put this off.
...and Lao - I can't thank you enough for that perichondrium insight. We'll get a signed poster off to you today.
Jim Paillot May 2, 2007
Nisbizut. My brother in law had a third nipple removed during our last visit there. I love the place. My brother in law - not as much.
randy May 2, 2007
Listen....it's NISE to BIZIT but you wouldn't want to live there.
Adam McCauley May 2, 2007
Are those mountains or are they the tops of nuclear warheads?
John Dykes May 2, 2007
Jim, that comes as some shocking news... there are no doctors in Nisbizut. Only veterinarians. Now, your brother in law... how does he behave during a full moon?
Randy - ba-da-boom (drums).
Adam - the mountains of Nisbizut stand in peace, as they have for eons. Just behave while visiting, and don't dig too deep. Everything's fine.
Alan Witschonke May 2, 2007
Nisbizut has got it all. What else do you need besides mountains and the open road? There is a there there.
Groucho Marx once entered a Groucho Marx look-alike contest. He came in third.
J.D. King May 2, 2007
Are those mountains or are they just happy to see me?
BTW, (HELLO!) that studio's been re-reconverted. It's a men's room again.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!?!
Dykes, you are a disgrace. And disgraceful. And utterly lacking in grace. You are not an ace. The coppers will use mace to remove you from that place. About face!
Stephen Kroninger May 2, 2007
Alan---The story goes that it was Chaplin who entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest and placed third.
